Here stands the brand new outhouse, a lovely thing indeed Though it wasn't built for pretty, and it wasn't built for speed It was built for just one purpose, there's no need to explain There's just one place to sit upon, the meaning should be plain I built the thing with surplus stuff, it all just lay about I cut some vents way up on top, so the flies could all get out I put a window in the north to look at West White Pine Real early in the morning when the sun begins to shine There's a mirror on the wall inside, so all the pretty girls Can fuss about or fix their face or curl their pretty curls Posted here and there are jokes to lighten matters up And right at hand, a little place to hold your coffee cup There's lots of books and magazines to help you pass the time And a paper pad and pencil if you feel the need to rhyme If you ever have the urge to defecate at night A little tug upon the string will provide you with some light 'Cause we all know that crapping in the dark is never fun For in the dark it's hard to tell when the paperwork is done So welcome to my outhouse, come in and have a sit It's a real good place to spend some time if you need to take a shit! Thomas H.
Here are the details of the solar power system in Tom's outhouse:
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